Death List – the last 8

So we’re down to the last eight on the Last Man Standing Death List. They are:

  1. Carol Channing 95 Hello Dolly!
  2. Clifton James 95 Sherriff J.W.Pepper
  3. Fats Domino 88 Pianist
  4. Kirk Douglas 100 Sparticus
  5. Liz Dawn 77 Vera Duckworth
  6. Olivia De Havilland 100 Gone with the wind?
  7. Prince Philip 95 Xenophobe
  8. Billy Graham 98 God botherer

Total age 748.
Average age 93.5

My current list has been running since 2010 and as we’re about to enter 2017, I would like to congratulate those still existent. You have achieved!

Death List – Frank Kelly



Father Jim Sutton: Why is it always the good ones? You BASTARD! (shakes fist to Heaven) He could’ve been Pope! No no no, he’s dead Ted awww we’ll never see him again!
Father Ted: We’ll see him in the next world.
Father Jim Sutton: Oh yeah, sure!!

I had marked Frank out as the one most likely to win my Death List by being the last man standing, and as the second youngest on that list at 77 I had hoped he would make it. But sadly no. 38 down and 12 remaining.